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Bush Derangement Syndrome Strikes Cuba
Wednesday, February 02, 2005 By: Juan Paxety
fidel speaks again
Bush Derangement Syndrome has landed in Cuba, as evidenced by a speech by fidel. He said he saw "the face of a deranged person" when he watched Mr. Bush's inagural address. The bearded bastard went on to tell a group of teachers Cubans had rather live in their island's version of "heaven" than in the US version of hell.
"This country is heaven, in the spiritual sense of the word," he said. "And I say (to Bush), we prefer to die in heaven than survive in hell."
He went on to cover for his best bud.
In his speech, Castro also flowered praise on Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, defending the character and ambitions of his close friend and ally. Castro said he laughs every day when he hears "the idiocies" said about Chavez.
fidel and hugo are certainly paying attention to us. I hope Condi and the Foggy Bottom Boys are paying attention to them.